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re: Alt Lyrics to We Three Kings

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I don't know if they fit for Yuletide or not but you're welcome to use, change or scrap them - was just fun to play around a bit. :D 

 

We three orcs of dol dinen are

bearing lives controlled by Angmar

Ne'er a fountain by this big mountain

and we must go to war

 

Arrgh war of power, war of greed

War that makes the masses bleed

We'll surround them and we'll bound them

Then we can finally feed

 

Born a slave to serve Angmar's will

We were made to control and kill

Elves and dwarvsies with our big wargsies

if we desire a meal

 

Arrgh war of power, war of greed

War that makes the masses bleed

We'll surround them and we'll bound them

Then we can finally feed

 

Hobbit-heads on spikes for a snack

That is why we like to attack

They taste yummy to my tummy

and they don't make me yack

 

Arrgh war of power, war of greed

War that makes the masses bleed

We'll surround them and we'll bound them

Then we can finally feed

 

Man's too tough but he still tastes fine

if we let them soak in a brine

cloves and cumin, I love some human

with more than a splash of white wine

 

Arrgh war of power, war of greed

War that makes the masses bleed

We'll surround them and we'll bound them

Then we can finally feed

 

See us now, our weapons will rise

We will make homemade Cricket Pies

All our filling is made from fresh killing

we'll surely beat the flies

 

Arrgh war of power, war of greed

War that makes the masses bleed

We'll surround them and we'll bound them

 

Then we can finally feed

 

 



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LOL Brilliant! Well done!



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