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shawnt63
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 6:31 pm    Post subject:

LOL Brilliant! Well done!

Slipsee Diggle
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 3:23 pm    Post subject: Alt Lyrics to We Three Kings

I don't know if they fit for Yuletide or not but you're welcome to use, change or scrap them - was just fun to play around a bit. :D 


 


We three orcs of dol dinen are


bearing lives controlled by Angmar


Ne'er a fountain by this big mountain


and we must go to war


 


Arrgh war of power, war of greed


War that makes the masses bleed


We'll surround them and we'll bound them


Then we can finally feed


 


Born a slave to serve Angmar's will


We were made to control and kill


Elves and dwarvsies with our big wargsies


if we desire a meal


 


Arrgh war of power, war of greed


War that makes the masses bleed


We'll surround them and we'll bound them


Then we can finally feed


 


Hobbit-heads on spikes for a snack


That is why we like to attack


They taste yummy to my tummy


and they don't make me yack


 


Arrgh war of power, war of greed


War that makes the masses bleed


We'll surround them and we'll bound them


Then we can finally feed


 


Man's too tough but he still tastes fine


if we let them soak in a brine


cloves and cumin, I love some human


with more than a splash of white wine


 


Arrgh war of power, war of greed


War that makes the masses bleed


We'll surround them and we'll bound them


Then we can finally feed


 


See us now, our weapons will rise


We will make homemade Cricket Pies


All our filling is made from fresh killing


we'll surely beat the flies


 


Arrgh war of power, war of greed


War that makes the masses bleed


We'll surround them and we'll bound them


 


Then we can finally feed